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Isle de Pines

Ile des Pins: Captain Cook Stopped and Stared

If someone handed you a paintbrush and asked you to create the perfect tropical island, you’d probably end up with something very close to the Isle des Pins aka Ile de Pins.

Located about 60 kilometers south of Nouméa, the Ile des Pins earned its name in 1774 when Captain James Cook spotted the island’s towering columnar pine trees rising dramatically above the horizon.

He was shocked at the scene before him and aptly named them Ile des Pins.

To sailors approaching from sea, those distinctive pines must have looked like nature’s version of a welcome sign.

After dropping the hook and sitting on a mooring, we were in awe of the beautiful pines.

These tall narrow pines, scientific name “Araucaria columnaris” stand 10-20 meters (32 – 65 feet) above the canopy of any neighboring trees and can reach heights up to 60 meters (196 feet).  It is quite an arresting scene.

Today, the island is not only famous for its pines but also for its crystal-clear waters, white-sand beaches, and the stunning natural swimming pool of Oro Bay. The water is so clear that fish seem to float in mid-air, leaving visitors wondering if they’ve accidentally wandered into a screensaver.

But beneath all that beauty lies an interesting history. The island is home to the Kanak people, who have lived here for centuries.

An Island Prison

During the late 1800s, the French used the island as a penal colony, sending political prisoners here after the Paris Commune. Not exactly the tropical vacation package advertised today.

Villages were set up for prisoners, refugees, and workers.

You can visit remnants of old buildings still standing from the 1800’s.

We found a church, the prison wall, a bunker, and an ammunition storage.

Wes tumbled across the old jail compound which is very eerie.

Old Jail

Old Jail

Remains of a Penal Colony – an old water tank. from 1874

The Vagina and Penis Peninsula 

In the neighboring bay of Kanumera you will find the penis peninsula and the Vagina Rock.  Both interesting names.  

The Vagina Rock is a sacred rock where the locals believe that couples can spend the night here with the hope of conceiving children.

It is a stunning rock that has a beautiful, white sandy path leading from shore during low tide.

Once we crossed over the path we saw up in the bushes the “boom boom room” where we assume the locals go to try to get pregnant.

A Tradition of Carving

As soon as we stepped foot onto the island we were greeted with towering, hand-carved tikis.  

We were lucky enough to catch one of the carvers hard at work.

Locals place these carvings all around the island, near the docks, near important sites, buildings, and homes.

Now, tourism and traditional Kanak culture peacefully share the island. Visitors come for the snorkeling, diving, and scenery, but often leave with an appreciation for the island’s rich heritage and unique way of life.

The Ile des Pins may look like paradise—and it certainly is—but it’s also a reminder that every beautiful place has a story beneath the surface.

One clever local turned plastic bottles into jelly fish art.

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We visited Ile des Pins toward the end of June 2026.

Did Matt name an island after himself?  Be sure to read about it.

Matt Lands on Ilot Mato

Our new destination is Isle de Pines which is about 80nm from where we are anchored (MB’e Kouen).  In order to get there we have to head southeast which is directly into the tradewinds.    So, we waited for a really light wind day and headed in that general direction with the plans of stopping at an island named after Matt – Ilot Mato.

We decided to break up the trip into a few days as opposed to doing an overnight.  So, our first stop will be Ilot Mato which is about a 39nm trip.

From the map below you can see the many reefs surrounding the tiny little island of Mato.  Matt expertly maneuvered the boat to the anchor spot.

We anchored around 3:00p and quickly hopped in the dinghy to explore ashore.

Ilot Mato

Ilot Mato

A Snake Filled Mountain

We learned that there was a “trail” to the top of the mountain.  We found the “start” which was a little sketch as it was totally overgrown.  

It wasn’t that this was a particularly steep incline as it was only 150′ to the top.  And it wasn’t that it was a long hike as it only took us 40 minutes (up and down) and was a mere .4 miles. 

But what was difficult was the fact that the “path” was incredibly overgrown, you could not see the ground, there are huge holes all over the place, the ground caves in, and there are poisonous snakes!  Yep, snakes!

Just when you think you put your foot on solid ground it gives way and you land inside someone’s living room.  Thank goodness there were no occupants in any of the holes I fell through!

The views of the anchorage were lovely.  You could see the reef jutting out from the island to the anchorage.

This view almost makes the hike worth it – “almost.”

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We were in Ilot Mato toward the third week of June 2026.

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Be sure to check out the beautiful Ilot Kouen in our last blog post.

Aquarium de Lagons: From Ethereal Seahorses to Ancient Nautilus

Come with me as I take you through the underwater world of New Caledonia!  We visit the Aquarium de Lagons where you journey through several marine ecosystems.

You’ll wander through freshwater rivers, mangrove forests, coral reefs, the famous lagoon, and even the mysterious deep sea.

The first residents to greet you are a set of 3 happy, spotted rays that delighted us with their under bellies.

The aquarium is famous for its nautilus collection—living fossils that have been cruising the oceans for millions of years and somehow still haven’t upgraded their shells.

We were blessed during our visit where this giant nautilus was on full display, swimming (if you call it that) around its tank and bumping along the rocks.  

Be sure to check out my Instagram and Facebook posts with the video.

I’ve been a great admirer of nautilus shells but never had the pleasure of seeing the critter that lives inside.  What a fantastic and magical experience it was to witness this guy venture around his tank.

The aquarium also plays an important role in marine research, conservation, and sea turtle rehabilitation, helping protect the unique marine life of New Caledonia’s UNESCO-listed lagoon.

They had 4 very large sea turtles in tanks that were viewable from the top, sides, and bottom!

Seahorse Exhibit

One of the most enchanting exhibits at the aquarium is the seahorse display. Delicate, graceful, and seemingly designed by an artist with a vivid imagination, these tiny creatures drift through the water while holding onto seagrass with their curled tails.

Watching them is a reminder that some of the ocean’s most fascinating residents are also among its smallest.

Fun fact: in the seahorse world, it’s the males that carry and give birth to the babies—a role reversal that never fails to surprise visitors!

Leopard Sharks

The aquarium’s two leopard sharks are another crowd favorite. Despite their intimidating name, these beautifully patterned sharks are gentle bottom-dwellers that spend much of their time gracefully cruising their habitat.

Their distinctive spotted markings make them look as though they’ve borrowed a fashion tip from a leopard, while their calm demeanor proves they’re more interested in minding their own business than starring in a shark movie.

Watching them glide effortlessly through the water is both relaxing and mesmerizing.

Whether you’re escaping a rainy day, entertaining the kids, or simply looking for an excuse to stare at fish for an hour or two, the Aquarium des Lagons is one of Nouméa’s most fascinating attractions. Just don’t be surprised if the fish seem to be judging your life choices as you walk past.

After all, they do live in one of the most beautiful lagoons on Earth.

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We visited the Aquarium de Lagons on 16 June 2026.  It was truly one of my very favorite aquariums.  Not because it is huge or modern or full of unusual creatures.  But simply because it kept it simple and made the most of the exhibits it did have like the rare nautilus, seahorses, and leopard sharks.